BEST POEM IN THE WORLD
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp–
The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.
There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.
Bob, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.
I nudged Jesus, ’What’s the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here?
God must’ve made a mistake.
’And why is everyone so quiet,
So somber – give me a clue.’
’Hush, child,’ He said,
’they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.’
JUDGE NOT!!
Remember…Just going to church doesn’t make you a
Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
Every saint has a PAST…
Every sinner has a FUTURE!
by Anonymous ( http://iwillrejoice.net/besaved.htm )
Posted by iwillrej as Christian Humor, Christian Views, Salvation at 3:31 PM UTC
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WASH DAY
Wash Day………..
Now, this is really a cute one. . . .and I’ve not seen it before, either!! That is getting to be a rarity!!!
Monday WashDay
Lord, help me wash away all my selfishness and vanity, so I may serve you with perfect humility through the week ahead.
Tuesday Ironing Day
Dear Lord, help me iron out all the wrinkles
of prejudice I have collected through the years so that I may see the beauty in others.
Wednesday Mending Day
O God, help me mend my ways so I will not
set a bad example for others.
Thursday Cleaning Day
Lord Jesus, help me to dust out all the many faults I have been hiding in the secret corners of my heart.
Friday Shopping Day
O God, give me the grace to shop wisely so I may purchase eternal happiness for myself and all others in need of love.
Saturday Cooking Day
Help me, my Savior, to brew a big kettle of brotherly love and serve it with clean, sweet bread of human kindness.
Sunday The Lord’s Day
O God, I have prepared my house for you. Please come into my heart so I may spend the day and the rest of my life in your presence.
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“Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.”
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Posted by iwillrej as Christian Humor, Christian Views at 5:48 PM UTC
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THE LITTLE OLE LADY
There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her
front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: “PRAISE THE LORD!”
One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady.
Every morning he’d step onto his front porch after her and yell:
“THERE IS NO LORD!”
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Posted by iwillrej as Christian Humor at 7:15 PM UTC
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STORY OF ELIJAH
The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut a steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. And then, Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times “Now, asked the teacher, “Can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?” A little girl in the back of the room started waving her hand, “I know! Iknow!” she said, “To make the gravy!”
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Posted by iwillrej as Christian Humor at 6:31 PM UTC
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THE OLD PATHS
I liked the old paths, when
Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay;
Hard work did;
And people knew the difference.
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Posted by iwillrej as Bible Beliefs, Christian Humor, Christian Views at 9:54 PM UTC
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